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I’m putting the blog on haitus, life is honestly more important than the love life of Batt Jr.
To be honest, the thought of giving my blog an end has creeps into my mind from time to time. However, I know I could never bring myself to do it.
I may just reboot this blog and make it an explanation for what I believe happened on game 2.
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No need to get upset! It's quite alright. [He pats Jasper's shoulder.] You can trust me...I won't tell anyone. [He holds a finger to his lips.]
I knew I could count on you. *he grinned*
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So there's the lady you like, we all know it. And you don't what to do. So why don't you ask the guys for some advice? They are grown men, I'm sure they have proper knowledge.
I think it’s better if I resolve it on my own *Jasper slouches back into his chair* I don’t want to win her over through someone else’s methods. I want her to like me for, well;… Me.
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I'm fine -- but never mind our current emotions...you have a thing for Alice, eh? [He smiles, earnestly.]
WHY CAN’T I HOLD SECRETS! *covers his face in frustration*
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Uh… well.. I… *There comes a time when one realizes that they’re friendship with another tends to hinder their abilities to lie. A first timer for Jasper, which he hopes to be his last* uh… usually do when *Jasper walked into the shelter for Ralph not to notice ‘TELL THE TRUTH, BUT TELL IT SLANT!’* I’m planing on doing a huge project outside of game. *he began to gain his composure once more as he checked for more flaws. A part of the small lab had opened too soon causing it to snag and not deploy properly* Wait … What are you talking about? *He asked as he tried to find the source of the jam* I didn’t bring anyone.
Ralph reached over the tent and plucked up the doll. “Then what’s with this, hmm?” He held it up to the doorway between two claws and leaned so he could peek upside-down inside. “And what kinda project are you planning on?”
*If one were to look at his face in a game of “what’s this scene” One would think that someone found a diary or journal of some sort* Ralph put Alice in my back pack… please? *A folded piece of paper fell out from inside the doll, causing Jasper to make a grab for it. If Ralph read it their friendship would be considered over. His plans would be revealed and (more importantly) he wouldn’t be able to help Ralph*
The wrecker was rather surprised by Jasper’s desperation to get the piece of paper, but he figured it was to keep a breeze from blowing it away. “Alright, but I’m not judgin’- not today, anyway.” He said with a chuckle as he tucked the doll into his pack as carefully as he could. “What’s on that paper, anyway? Owner’s address? Assembly instructions?”
Personal secrets *he said quickly before clearing his throat and continuing his repairs* What’s to judge about a guy with a doll anyway? *he asked casually* Surely you have something that gives you fond memories, don’t you? *Jasper gave the machine a small tap, causing the source of the jam to sling shot into his face: a small plastic car. He groaning with little statements like “hold on” and “one second” as he the covered the left side of his face. When he removed his hand it showed that the toy caused the left lens of Jasper’s glasses break along with a small cut bellow his quickly swelling, left eye* Unfortunately, I tend to loose track of mine. *he sighed as he walked over to his bag to retrieve a small medi pack, while covering his shiner with his hand*
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I haven't talked to you in a long while -- how have you been?
Working on personal projects, finding ways to make Alice swoon. *he huffed* Bored really, how about you?
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Uh… well.. I… *There comes a time when one realizes that they’re friendship with another tends to hinder their abilities to lie. A first timer for Jasper, which he hopes to be his last* uh… usually do when *Jasper walked into the shelter for Ralph not to notice ‘TELL THE TRUTH, BUT TELL IT SLANT!’* I’m planing on doing a huge project outside of game. *he began to gain his composure once more as he checked for more flaws. A part of the small lab had opened too soon causing it to snag and not deploy properly* Wait … What are you talking about? *He asked as he tried to find the source of the jam* I didn’t bring anyone.
Ralph reached over the tent and plucked up the doll. “Then what’s with this, hmm?” He held it up to the doorway between two claws and leaned so he could peek upside-down inside. “And what kinda project are you planning on?”
*If one were to look at his face in a game of “what’s this scene” One would think that someone found a diary or journal of some sort* Ralph put Alice in my back pack… please? *A folded piece of paper fell out from inside the doll, causing Jasper to make a grab for it. If Ralph read it their friendship would be considered over. His plans would be revealed and (more importantly) he wouldn’t be able to help Ralph*
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Ralph’s head tilted ever-so-slightly to the side. “And you’re sure this is gonna help?” It was better than nothing, and he was getting rather desperate as of late. “Alright fine,” He huffed, the texture on one of his legs flickering black briefly. “I’ll give it a shot, where can I get this vaccine?”Well…. uh.. *he scratched the back of his head trying to find a non scientific way for his explanation* We sort of have to make it *he winced* and the process is kind of… complicated. *Jasper was trying really hard not to exasperate his huge friend* I’d have to get a sample and for that I’d have to find out where it hides… in you’re…. body with blood samples *now he was the one twiddling his thumbs*. A doctors check up, if you will. *he finished quickly as he took off his back pack and began rummaging through it.
He retrieved a small metal box with a blue button on top, placed it on the ground after pressing said button, and took of few steps back as the miniature laboratory began to set itself up.
While the mini lab prepared itself, Jasper brought out a few more devices that looked a lot like small mechanical wagons. When set on the ground they positioned themselves around the lab and began to form some sort of shelter.
While checking the shelter for any malfunctions, Jasper was unaware that he had dropped a small pink haired doll from his backpack*
Ralph watched the little set up take form, rather impressed. “So do you always carry this kind of tech around with ya, or is this all just for me?” He leaned ever so slightly to each side to see it, and that’s when he spotted the little doll. “I see you brought your uh, bunkmate.” He snickered as he pointed at the doll on the ground.
Uh… well.. I… *There comes a time when one realizes that they’re friendship with another tends to hinder their abilities to lie. A first timer for Jasper, which he hopes to be his last* uh… usually do when *Jasper walked into the shelter for Ralph not to notice ‘TELL THE TRUTH, BUT TELL IT SLANT!’* I’m planing on doing a huge project outside of game. *he began to gain his composure once more as he checked for more flaws. A part of the small lab had opened too soon causing it to snag and not deploy properly* Wait … What are you talking about? *He asked as he tried to find the source of the jam* I didn’t bring anyone.
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All of them fighting each other. At least that would be a proper battle royale. Minus the booze.
I often wonder what you gamers are thinking before you get these ideas. *rubs his temples*
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