Titanium Batt

((ask/rp blog)) Hi my name's Jasper Batt Jr. and I'm the final boss from the Game: (No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle) ((Just a quick note: my muse's emotions have nothing to do with how I feel. I RP how I feel my muse will react. and I do not godmod, he does have weaknesses)) Couponzi Scheme by heyitscharchar Current M!A: none M!As on hold: none

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*Jasper stretched and let out a loud yawn during the middle of Nix’s explanation, rubbing his eyes as he relaxed back into his chair.* Geez! Your so serious, it’s making me even more sleepier than I already am. *Jasper said teasingly.* No offense, but…

News flash, Ms. Nix, that is my life! *Jasper snapped as he rose from his seat.* Everyone knows me as the freak who killed some “crownless king’s” friend! *He yelled as he pointed toward the building window, as if the culprit was outside.* I am the kid that lost the people he loved thanks to some hairy palmed geek who wanted money and to get laid by a whore!!
*by now Jasper stood before Nix, breathing hard as he tried to regain his composure, to no avail. He, however was no longer yelling when he spoke again.* I ruined the lives of many people and nearly took over an entire city economically to exact my revenge. Do you know what that got me, Ms. Nix? *With one swift move he tore off the bandage on his forehead.* I only obtained scars to remind me that I became like him and every other assassin.
*Jasper took a deep breath, before speaking again.* The reason why I question you is because of your nervous behavior. *The boy said as he put his bandage back on, while returning to his seat. The fist fight from before had left him tired: mentally and physically.* You may not like my behavior but it keeps my city safe.

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*Jasper stretched and let out a loud yawn during the middle of Nix’s explanation, rubbing his eyes as he relaxed back into his chair.* Geez! Your so serious, it’s making me even more sleepier than I already am. *Jasper said teasingly.* No offense, but every time you…

It was a metaphor that evolved into what it is because of blah, blah, blah, and blah. *Jasper said in a bored fashion, but quickly switched into one of suspicion.* You seem anxious, Ms. Nix. Is there something you’re not telling me? Because you seem to be acting rather odd.

askjasperbattjr asked *Jasper ventured deep into the Candycane Forest in search of Renate. He had felt a bit guilty since he hadn't seen his friend in a while and decided he would just have a day where he did whatever the cybrid wanted. The boy even brought a bag with a swim suit and floaties, in case she wanted to swim again. As he entered a small clearing he noticed an odd pair of yellow wings behind a tree. 'Maybe she ate something', he thought.* Renate, is that you?

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*Morgan had sensed the newcomer a fair ways before he arrived. His steps were not the quiet type. She could feel no aggression from him, either, but as a fairy, she chose to remain silent. You either seek out a fairy’s company, or a fairy seeks out you. If he noticed her wings, she would address him. 

Although, she was surprised by the name he called out.* 

My daughter is not here.

*The fairy stepped out from behind the tree, eyeing the young man curiously.* Have we met before?

Wait, you and Ralph have finally… *Jasper felt his smile widening a bit. The fact that his friend had found someone to settle down with made him happy.* When did all this happen? I mean, he had told me he had something important to do.. That must have been it! I’m so happy for the both of you and I wish you the best!

Finally what? *The fairy regarded Jasper with a puzzled expression.* Finally became engaged? It happened not too long ago. We still have to plan the wedding.

*Morgan reached forward and showed the boy the ring now glinting on her finger. It was a lovely gold made up of several bands, and two green gems in the center.* This is the ring he gave me.

It’s beautiful! *Jasper smiled, awing at his giant friend’s work. How the cybrid managed to craft such a fine piece was beyond Jasper’s comprehension.The boy looked up at Morgan with joy.* To be honest, from what little I had heard about you, I thought you would be perfect for him. Someone honest and gentle that would look after him.

Going back to my last question, *Jasper said as his mind, once again, began to reword his thoughts.* I guess what I meant was by I was interested in learning about your people’s legends and culture.

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Well, truth be told; that’s the exact opposite of how you handled things, Miss Nix. *Jasper smirked.* I believe you accused me of being rude, which I was, but you weren’t exactly calm about it.

Since I now know the limits of questioning you, I guess I know what I can actually ask. *The boy said as he sat back in his chair, bringing both his hands together so his finger tips met.* What brings you to “my” city, Miss Nix?

Nix flinched… He did get her there. She did react in a rude manner. She guesses she wasn’t so calm as she thought she would be. Maybe she got too scared and it set her off? She wasn’t sure and she couldn’t even remember what she was feeling right now.

Nix let out a sigh of defeat. She now begins to hope that he’ll believe her answer. “Nothing big… I just wanted to go exploring and eat somewhere. I forgot to leave my weapons back home since I was in such a hurry to get out of work.”

*Jasper stretched and let out a loud yawn during the middle of Nix’s explanation, rubbing his eyes as he relaxed back into his chair.* Geez! Your so serious, it’s making me even more sleepier than I already am. *Jasper said teasingly.* No offense, but every time you speak, it’s like listening to a bad soap opera.

I thought you would have had more questions as to my actions, transformation, occupation, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. *The boy said as he waved his hand in a lazy manner.* You know what they say, don’t you? *Jasper said playfully, but also daringly.* Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

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*Jasper waited a few moments before realizing that Nix was not going to say much else.* … That’s it? No, ‘what the heck happened out there?’ Or ‘why does this city need a shrimp like you?’ Are you not even the slightest bit curious about the history of Santa Destroy…

Well, truth be told; that’s the exact opposite of how you handled things, Miss Nix. *Jasper smirked.* I believe you accused me of being rude, which I was, but you weren’t exactly calm about it.
Since I now know the limits of questioning you, I guess I know what I can actually ask. *The boy said as he sat back in his chair, bringing both his hands together so his finger tips met.* What brings you to “my” city, Miss Nix?

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No, I, I, I don’t think you understand *Jasper stuttered as he began to step back his actions becoming more frantic.* I don’t like people looking at me like this! Jjjust turn around! *Jasper said as he hid the majority of his…

*Jasper waited a few moments before realizing that Nix was not going to say much else.* … That’s it? No, ‘what the heck happened out there?’ Or ‘why does this city need a shrimp like you?’ Are you not even the slightest bit curious about the history of Santa Destroy after how those people responded to you? *His posture remained pleasant, but his tone revealed his curiosity.* I understand a lot has happened, but I don’t understand how you can be that calm in a situation like this.

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No, I, I, I don’t think you understand *Jasper stuttered as he began to step back his actions becoming more frantic.* I don’t like people looking at me like this! Jjjust turn around! *Jasper said as he hid the majority of his body behind the couch.* I’m sorry, but if I’m not in my suite or business attire in front of someone it feels like I’m being seen naked or something!

Nix blinked a few times, she looked a bit confused but nod her head anyways. She turn around and cross her arms, she felt a bit uneasy now but she put it in the back of her head to ignore it. She didn’t mean to make him uncomfortable. Maybe she should have just left before he came walking back into the room…

"… S-sorry… Didn’t mean to make you feel uncomfortable. If I knew beforehand I would have left sooner." She spoke, not turning her head whatsoever. Tonight sure did take a different turn of events.

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It’s fine, *Jasper said as he approached his room.* I’ll just be a minute. *As the door opened he took a moment before speaking again.* I know you have just as many questions as I do, so just stay put until I’m out okay. *With that the door shut behind him.*

*The boy returned in his business suit a few moments later. Jasper had not been able to keep the bandage on his lower jaw and forehead concealed, a bit to his dismay. He made his way to a couch in front of Nix.*  Well, I may have less questions to ask due to our previous incidents. So, I guess I’ll start off with the only one I have and then you can ask me as many as you’d like. What’s your name?

askjasperbattjr asked *Jasper ventured deep into the Candycane Forest in search of Renate. He had felt a bit guilty since he hadn't seen his friend in a while and decided he would just have a day where he did whatever the cybrid wanted. The boy even brought a bag with a swim suit and floaties, in case she wanted to swim again. As he entered a small clearing he noticed an odd pair of yellow wings behind a tree. 'Maybe she ate something', he thought.* Renate, is that you?

ask-fairy-morgan:

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ask-fairy-morgan:

*Morgan had sensed the newcomer a fair ways before he arrived. His steps were not the quiet type. She could feel no aggression from him, either, but as a fairy, she chose to remain silent. You either seek out a fairy’s company, or a fairy seeks out you. If he noticed her wings, she would address him. 

Although, she was surprised by the name he called out.* 

My daughter is not here.

*The fairy stepped out from behind the tree, eyeing the young man curiously.* Have we met before?

I think you’ve learned more about me than I intended to reveal. *Jasper giggled.* I think I’d like to know more about you now. Well, with what you’re comfortable telling me that is.

More about me? *The fae puzzled over this.* What could I tell you? I am the Mother of Renate, Rick, Arianhrod, and Oriole, the fiance of Ralph, and the daughter of Oberon and Titaina, king and queen of Alfheim. *Her tone was polite, though a little confused. Being hundreds of years old, there was actually quite a lot she could tell about herself. Or, rather what all she’d seen and encountered in that time. It was rather difficult to narrow down.*

Wait, you and Ralph have finally… *Jasper felt his smile widening a bit. The fact that his friend had found someone to settle down with made him happy.* When did all this happen? I mean, he had told me he had something important to do.. That must have been it! I’m so happy for the both of you and I wish you the best!

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Hello? *Jasper said, looking at Icarus curiously. ‘His hair… So shiny.’ If The boy hadn’t had much bearing, he would have already touched the cat’s hair.* Welcome to Santa Destroy, can I help you?

I thought there were only human characters in Sugar Rush. How’s that for learning something new every day? *Jasper smiled as he punched in a security code on a dial next to the elevator entrance. When they entered the boy felt a tingling in his arm. ‘Probably just sore’, he thought as he clicked the button of his floor. As the elevator began to rise his hand shot out and began scratching Icarus behind the ear in a tender manner as Jasper tried to yank the unresponsive arm away.„,

Meanwhile, a mun laughs as she types on her laptop! Then as suddenly as the event occurs, Jasper regains control over his limb.* I’m really sorry about that! *The boy yelps as he checks his hand and the back of Icarus’s ear over.* I don’t know what came over my arm!

"What the heck? That was weird!" The cat stepped back.

*The elevator chimed as it reached the top floor, interrupting the two’s thoughts.* Oh look we’ve made it, *Jasper said as he stepped out, making his way towards a door with an eye scan.* Make yourself at home. *He said gesturing the cat towards a couch, before having the machine identify him.* I’ll only be a second and then I can give you the tour. *Jasper then disappeared into his room.