Titanium Batt

((ask/rp blog)) Hi my name's Jasper Batt Jr. and I'm the final boss from the Game: (No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle)((Just a quick note: my muse's emotions have nothing to do with how I feel. I RP how I feel my muse will react. and I do not godmod, he does have weaknesses)) Current M!A: noneM! Asks on hold: none

askjasperbattjr asked *What looked like a tiny purple mouse, scurried below the candy came trees. All the while giggling wildly as it jumped high into the sugary branches of a candy cane tree, before stopping at the top. It wasn't long till he spotted his target, a large female cybrid that so happened to be flying by. It quickly hurried onto a branch that intercepted it's path, hung itself upside down from it's toes and wrapped itself in with its cape; making itself look like a small cacoon!* ((Hello! :3))

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Unfortunately, Renate was a little too wrapped up in her own giggly musings to notice anything unusual. She flew right by the suspended rodent without incident.

((Hello! Sorry this reply took so long. I’ve been out of commission until recently. Also, sorry short reply is short. XD ))

*Jasper would have returned the hug, had his arms not been pinned between his body and Reenie’s hug. Not that he cared, she accepted his advance. And even if he was suffocating in her iron hug, he didn’t care. He was just too happy… Well, he didn’t until his body was practically screaming for it.* Reenie… Air…. I need air. *Jasper was already sick of all the wheezing he had done today, but like heck was he gonna die and never spend time with Reenie!*

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At Jasper’s words, Reenie immediately spread her arms, allowing the shrunken wrestler to fall backwards. Happy, but still on autopilot, she looked down at him, arms still spread wide.

“Ummm, what do I do next?”

Renate blinked, just as confused as her counterpart. “…Maybe you pick him up again, but not so rough this time.”

*Jasper let out a loud gasp as he hit the ground, the sugary oxygen filling his lungs and appeasing their discomfort. As he sat up he felt like the world was spinning, but not because of his breathing. The Joy in him hadn’t let down and, like Reenie, he had no idea of what he should do next. He looked towards her as she discussed the same topic with Renate.
The boy supposed he should get back to teaching her how to walk, but how? Jasper was to small to hold her now… His previous idea had been good, but had happened during an awkward session.. Jasper decided he would bring this up the topic with them and, hopefully, improvise the plan.*
Now that I’ve… We’ve settled down. I think we should get back to teaching Reenie how to walk. *Jasper began to stand as he spoke, dusting off the candy dust that lingered on his clothes.* The problem is that I’m now too small to teach as I had initially planned. And although my final idea was more out of panic than necessity, I think it could work for our current situation.
*The boy turned his attention towards Renate.* We’ll still need your cerci, but instead of holding her up right you could use them to help her keep stable until she finds her center of gravity. And I’ll.. *He paused and turned to Reenie. He was supposed to be teaching her and physical contact was kind of a big deal for her…* I’ll hold her hands and guide her forward. Any questions? *The boy asked as his attention focused back onto both of the cybrids… Was Reenie still considered a cybrid? He’ll probably ask later.*

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*Jasper jumped, not expecting the soldier to chitter in his human form. But it was convincing enough.* So you are a cybug, but at the same time not?.. Yeah, it makes sense. I sort of work that way myself, except I can activate it at will, it it will activate depending on…

I’m assume it’s so you don’t have to exert so much energy when changing back? *Jasper asked, giving Ralph a puzzled look.* For me there’s two ways I can become.. *The wrestler gestured towards his own physique.* My health has to run out when my original form, which works in or out of game, and that returns my health.. Two fold, if I remember correctly? *Jasper gave a small shrug, hoping to hide his embarrassment. All limited health characters should know their hit point count, but Jasper’s pride had more or less thrown the idea to the back of his mind.* I don’t know, I just know its a lot of health.
The second method is more hands on. Eight super steroid filled needles, to cut it short. The only thing I’ve got to say about the matter is that it’s painful, so I try to avoid it… That and I tend to snack more than I should, with my end results being a stomachs ache when I return to normal.
I only see one flaw with your promise, it puts your kid in danger. *His brows furrowed as the wrestler began to organize his thoughts.* There are not many people that approve of cybugs. If you put yourself in danger there will be no one to look after Junior. I suggest you keep both your lives as equal priority.

sushi-prince:

Wow okay.
Tumblr doesn’t send anymore asks if you send a “.” and a letter or word without a space right after it.

Example: H…hello (doesn’t send it) - H… hello (will send it)

It says it sends the ask but it doesn’t. My gf and I were trying since 2 days now and we just found out what the problem was.
Pass it on.

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*Jasper cringed with every reason, but looked the soldier up and down when he said he “became” a cybrid. Maybe he meant past tense? But then… Why would he have children with a “queen cybug? Do all Ralph’s become cybugs when their game is discontinued and who’s Renard?…

*Jasper jumped, not expecting the soldier to chitter in his human form. But it was convincing enough.* So you are a cybug, but at the same time not?.. Yeah, it makes sense. I sort of work that way myself, except I can activate it at will, it it will activate depending on my hit points.
Wait, you can’t return to Hero’s Duty? I mean, I understand why. *He said giving the baby bug a smile.* But I don’t see how leaving Sugar Rush will do you any good.

((I’m gon sleep now))

((Good night uwu))

askjasperbattjr asked *What looked like a tiny purple mouse, scurried below the candy came trees. All the while giggling wildly as it jumped high into the sugary branches of a candy cane tree, before stopping at the top. It wasn't long till he spotted his target, a large female cybrid that so happened to be flying by. It quickly hurried onto a branch that intercepted it's path, hung itself upside down from it's toes and wrapped itself in with its cape; making itself look like a small cacoon!* ((Hello! :3))

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Unfortunately, Renate was a little too wrapped up in her own giggly musings to notice anything unusual. She flew right by the suspended rodent without incident.

((Hello! Sorry this reply took so long. I’ve been out of commission until recently. Also, sorry short reply is short. XD ))

*Oh Mod, he was oh so, horribly wrong! It was hard trying not to hyper ventilate, but now Jasper couldn’t move. He was just to flustered! Without moving his head, Jasper took his eyes off Reenie and looked at Renate in a pleading manner.
By now the wrestler’s face had gone into a deep red, almost maroon. He felt his entire body fall limp as the world seemed to be spinning. These emotions were too much and now Jasper she was probably panicking over the fact that he fell. Great, another embarrassing event to add to his tomfoolery list. It took all that was left of his pride to wheeze one word.*… help…

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"Gyyyk—-" Reenie was more surprised than worried, as the person she’d chosen to stedy herself suddenly keeled over with the same force she’d had. She was left splayed on top of the wrestler.

"Whoa! Um, oh my!" Renate skittered over and huddled by them both. Not sure what to do, she picked both up, one in each hand. "Um, guys? Are you okay?"

I… I can’t.. I can’t do it.. *Jasper stuttered, his face still red, but not as dark as before.* Too many emotions… *The rushing blood forced the super steroid out of Jasper’s system, causing him to convulse as he shrank. But this time he couldn’t feel it. He was so overwhelmed he did nothing as he fell out of Renate’s grasp.
After what felt to him like an eternity (2 seconds), he sat up and looked sheepishly towards both of them. His voice horribly shakey.* I don’t think I can do this if we’re touching, Reenie… Maybe Renate can suspend you with her cerci… and I can show you the movements?

"What? But—" Before Renate could react, Reenie struggled out of the cybrid’s grasp and awkwardly crawled over to the shrunken wrestler. Having Renate’s memories meant she thankfully knew him in his other form.

However, that was not what she was focusing on now. When she made it over to Jasper, her face was awash with confused hurt.

"You’re saying you don’t like touching me?"

No!.. No, it’s the opposite. I.. *Jasper let out a sigh.* I’m just no accustomed to such close contact for a long period of time… With you.. in specific. *Jasper placed a hand on Reenie’s arm, giving a sad smile.*
I get these feelings that I don’t understand and they’re happy… But how does one cope with emotions so strong towards a heart so innocent? Will my heart taint when you return from whence you came?
*Jasper looked way, took a deep breath before turning back and continuing.*
Whether you’d both like to believe it or not… You both are not the same and that loving friendship I feel for Renate is not what I feel for you. I feel.. A deeper… love.

"Um…oh, my. Oh, my, you really said a lot there." Reenie, and Renate, for all their bubbly obliviousness, did get what Jasper was saying…even if to them, his awkward ramblings sounded more like a Shakesperian sonnet.

And, how on Earth does someone respond to something like that?

Confused, and more than a little tounge-tied, the two couldn’t do much more than go with their gut reactions. Renate sat there with her mouth open, while Reenie grabbed Jasper in a hug so tight, it was possible he wasn’t getting any air.

*Jasper would have returned the hug, had his arms not been pinned between his body and Reenie’s hug. Not that he cared, she accepted his advance. And even if he was suffocating in her iron hug, he didn’t care. He was just too happy… Well, he didn’t until his body was practically screaming for it.* Reenie… Air…. I need air. *Jasper was already sick of all the wheezing he had done today, but like heck was he gonna die and never spend time with Reenie!*

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Eh, families will always have small quarrels, but patch up in the end *Jasper smiled* and I’ll be sure to tell her.

*it was the the soldier’s last words that brought his smile to a halt.* What exactly happened between you two. It seems it’s not something that can easily…

*Jasper cringed with every reason, but looked the soldier up and down when he said he “became” a cybrid. Maybe he meant past tense? But then… Why would he have children with a “queen cybug? Do all Ralph’s become cybugs when their game is discontinued and who’s Renard? Wait… Now he mentions she’s dead, so does that mean he’s not a cybug anymore?…
*There were too many current questions and The wrestler didn’t want to loose track of Ralph’s explanation. But when all was said, he asked the first question that popped into his head.* You’re a cybug? You don’t look like it?… I’m sorry, I heard everything.. But that part threw me off.
Also, I’m sorry for all your losses. *Just saying it made the wrestlers stomach hurt. It’s got to stink when you have to turn on family.* But, maybe with this whole wedding thing, Red will have a change of heart? He tends to have those moments.

((I want to respond, but I have work tomorrow!!!! Dx))

((Sorry, wreckingduty! ;A;))

askjasperbattjr asked *What looked like a tiny purple mouse, scurried below the candy came trees. All the while giggling wildly as it jumped high into the sugary branches of a candy cane tree, before stopping at the top. It wasn't long till he spotted his target, a large female cybrid that so happened to be flying by. It quickly hurried onto a branch that intercepted it's path, hung itself upside down from it's toes and wrapped itself in with its cape; making itself look like a small cacoon!* ((Hello! :3))

ask-fairy-morgan:

askjasperbattjr:

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Unfortunately, Renate was a little too wrapped up in her own giggly musings to notice anything unusual. She flew right by the suspended rodent without incident.

((Hello! Sorry this reply took so long. I’ve been out of commission until recently. Also, sorry short reply is short. XD ))

*Oh Mod, he was oh so, horribly wrong! It was hard trying not to hyper ventilate, but now Jasper couldn’t move. He was just to flustered! Without moving his head, Jasper took his eyes off Reenie and looked at Renate in a pleading manner.
By now the wrestler’s face had gone into a deep red, almost maroon. He felt his entire body fall limp as the world seemed to be spinning. These emotions were too much and now Jasper she was probably panicking over the fact that he fell. Great, another embarrassing event to add to his tomfoolery list. It took all that was left of his pride to wheeze one word.*… help…

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"Gyyyk—-" Reenie was more surprised than worried, as the person she’d chosen to stedy herself suddenly keeled over with the same force she’d had. She was left splayed on top of the wrestler.

"Whoa! Um, oh my!" Renate skittered over and huddled by them both. Not sure what to do, she picked both up, one in each hand. "Um, guys? Are you okay?"

I… I can’t.. I can’t do it.. *Jasper stuttered, his face still red, but not as dark as before.* Too many emotions… *The rushing blood forced the super steroid out of Jasper’s system, causing him to convulse as he shrank. But this time he couldn’t feel it. He was so overwhelmed he did nothing as he fell out of Renate’s grasp.
After what felt to him like an eternity (2 seconds), he sat up and looked sheepishly towards both of them. His voice horribly shakey.* I don’t think I can do this if we’re touching, Reenie… Maybe Renate can suspend you with her cerci… and I can show you the movements?

"What? But—" Before Renate could react, Reenie struggled out of the cybrid’s grasp and awkwardly crawled over to the shrunken wrestler. Having Renate’s memories meant she thankfully knew him in his other form.

However, that was not what she was focusing on now. When she made it over to Jasper, her face was awash with confused hurt.

"You’re saying you don’t like touching me?"

No!.. No, it’s the opposite. I.. *Jasper let out a sigh.* I’m just no accustomed to such close contact for a long period of time… With you.. in specific. *Jasper placed a hand on Reenie’s arm, giving a sad smile.*
I get these feelings that I don’t understand and they’re happy… But how does one cope with emotions so strong towards a heart so innocent? Will my heart taint when you return from whence you came?
*Jasper looked way, took a deep breath before turning back and continuing.*
Whether you’d both like to believe it or not… You both are not the same and that loving friendship I feel for Renate is not what I feel for you. I feel.. A deeper… love.

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Yup, almost identical. *The wrestler laughed. Seeing that no one was going anywhere any time soon, Jasper let himself fall on his rear and crosses his legs.*

It’s one of Big Red’s kids. *You don’t snitch on a friend, but Jasper could help but say something about it. As…

Eh, families will always have small quarrels, but patch up in the end *Jasper smiled* and I’ll be sure to tell her.
*it was the the soldier’s last words that brought his smile to a halt.* What exactly happened between you two. It seems it’s not something that can easily be let go.