Titanium Batt

((ask/rp blog)) Hi my name's Jasper Batt Jr. and I'm the final boss from the Game: (No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle)((Just a quick note: my muse's emotions have nothing to do with how I feel. I RP how I feel my muse will react. and I do not godmod, he does have weaknesses)) Current M!A: noneM! Asks on hold: none

Anonymous asked How Are Your Workers Doing

*Jasper had returned greeted by the anon who still resided in his office. Since it seemed pleasant, might as well act pleasant back. Don’t want a give it any crazy ideas.* Well, they got a 25% raise, considering business is doing significantly better. Odd thing is, we took down most of our joints in Santa Destroy, so that makes no sense to me. A majority of my henchmen have been given a good sum to leave me be and for them to get on with their lives. 2 , shockingly, stayed who have become my trusted body guards: Gill and John.

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Anonymous asked Your 19 Years Old You Looked Like Your 11

It’s called GHD, growth hormone deficiency. I’m not going to go into detail with you people, *A small alarm suddenly began to ring from a device on Jasper’s desk. After retrieving a small case and his car keys from one of the desk drawers, he grabbed the little device and began to leave.* but I’ve got work to do. Look it up and learn something for a change.

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askjasperbattjr asked *Jasper sees the "Hit on my character" post and becomes slightly aggravated.* Ms. Nix, until you get your cootie problem resolved, I'm afraid you wot be allowed into Santa Destroy. >:B *When the message was sent, Jasper relaxed back in his chair as he ate his frozen,strawberry yogurt.*

madam-nix:

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madam-nix:

  • Hit on my character response

Nix lean away from her chair and frowns. “… Cootie problem…?”

"Jeez thanks for the warm warning, I’m glad my ‘cooties’ affect you in some awful way." She really wasn’t sure how to reply to this so she just went with what she could come up with best. 

*Jasper had just stuck the spoon in his mouth when he received Nix’s message. He put his frozen yogurt aside and began to type with the spoon still in his mouth.* I don’t have a response to cooties, that I know of. Also, I see your air quotes and I assure you cooties do exist and are a highly ignored disease that runs rampant throughout the world. *After clicking send Jasper, once again, frustratedly leaned back into his chair and continued to eat his frozen treat.*

"I…"

She puffed her cheeks and huffed air in response. “Where the heck did you get such a idea of cooties actually existing? There is no such bloody thing, don’t you know that cooties is something kids would make up?”

*By the time the message was received, Jasper had just finished his yogurt. When he finished reading, he went into a small tantrum.
Jasper immediately opened a video make and began recording.* Excuse me? Cooties have been here since creation. They’re a type of microscopic lice that influence extreme infatuation in any species they come in contact with! 
*Pleased with his message, he sent it to Nix.* There, now she’ll… *Oh God no. He had recorded in his casual clothing! Jasper began mashing his fingers on the keyboard as he quickly typed* Nix don’t open that! I didn’t realized I hadn’t put on my proper attire! Just delete it! I’ll answer you in text, JUST DON’T OPEN THE VIDEO!!!!

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Yes, it is I in my tiny final form! *Jasper mused at his “friend’s” displeasure. It was hard to believe that this miniature of Jasper could become a giant balloon float of destruction.* But if you don’t like it, *The boys…

*The little wrestler looked at “up” at Grumpy in annoyance.* If you were really happy, you would look a little something like.. *Jasper took a good look at the cybrid and began to “draw” Grumpy on the ceiling of the cave with his little teeth laser.*  photo 11DD560E-4029-4293-9596-569964D50199_zps1wbeojey.jpg Like that! *Jasper chirped, quite pleased with his, still smoking, masterpiece.*

✄ --- http://grumpy-bug.tumblr.com/post/92640641667/askjasperbattjr-askjasperbattjr-yes-it-is

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Yes, it is I in my tiny final form! *Jasper mused at his “friend’s” displeasure. It was hard to believe that this miniature of Jasper could become a giant balloon float of destruction.* But if you don’t like it, *The boys childish voice became menacing…

*By the time Grumpy looked over, Jasper had rolled away from the zapped critter and onto his back, staring back at the cybrid upside down. The charred insect still producing some smoke. No longer filled with mischief, Jasper stared back at Grumpy in curiosity.* Is there ever a time when you’re not this… *Jasper frowned slightly, not able to find his words automatically.* Depressive?

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mus-brunneis replied to your post: Quick someone give me ideas to draw. S…

(Tiny little Ace sitting on top of Grumpy’s head??? I dunno OTL)

Grumpy isn’t that big but alright, I’ll give this idea a shot.

((How big is Grumpy anyway? At only 2feet tall, I think Jasper is still a little to big to sit on Grumpy’s nose. O.O’))

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Yes, it is I in my tiny final form! *Jasper mused at his “friend’s” displeasure. It was hard to believe that this miniature of Jasper could become a giant balloon float of destruction.* But if you don’t like it, *The boys childish voice became menacing as he gave the…

Alright, alright! *Jasper yelped before letting go. He then blew a small gust downward to soften his fall, allowing Jasper to land on his feet.*
I came to inform you that you were correct. *Jasper said as he laid down on his belly.* There are other Candy Bugs in Sugar Rush. *Soon after a small bug creeped out from under a small stoner and be fan crawling towards the miniature wrestler. During this time, Jasper’s buck teeth began to glow as he spoke.* But I also wanted to ask why? *The bug was about to touch His cape, when he zapped. Apparently, he could still shoot lasers from his large teeth Just not as strong.*

askjasperbattjr asked *What looked like a tiny purple mouse, scurried below the candy came trees. All the while giggling wildly as it jumped high into the sugary branches of a candy cane tree, before stopping at the top. It wasn't long till he spotted his target, a large female cybrid that so happened to be flying by. It quickly hurried onto a branch that intercepted it's path, hung itself upside down from it's toes and wrapped itself in with its cape; making itself look like a small cacoon!* ((Hello! :3))

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Unfortunately, Renate was a little too wrapped up in her own giggly musings to notice anything unusual. She flew right by the suspended rodent without incident.

((Hello! Sorry this reply took so long. I’ve been out of commission until recently. Also, sorry short reply is short. XD ))

*When Renate didn’t notice his presence, Jasper let his cape fall and crossed his arms.*

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Where’s she going in such a hurry? *There was no point in staying if she wasn’t able to play today, he thought as he let himself land on the ground. As he landed a small cloud of dust floated in to the air, slightly irritating his nose as he turned to leave.* Oh.. no…

*The little wrestler clenched his fists as he tried to contain the air, but to no avail.

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Coincidentally, the sneeze shot him so far that he ended up bouncing on Renate’s back and landing in her hair.* Hey! Somebody get me out of here! Help!!!

In all honesty, Renate wasn’t really headed anywhere. She was just in one of her giggly moods, which manifested in some high-speed but not so careful flying.

It was probably a good thing fell on her when he did, as it saved her from crashing into a nearby candycane tree. She immediately halted in midair, and looked up quizzically as much as she was able into her own spiky hairdo. “Hello, hair! Has my hair started talking all of a sudden?”

*After struggling to untangle Renate’s hair from his leg, Jasper made his way to the cybrid’s forehead and peeked out as far as he could. He didn’t want to risk falling at this height.* Hi!

"Wahh..?" Renate tried to peer upward as high as her eyes would go. Still, the little stowaway was a little too high up on her forehead to get a good look at. The voice, however, sounded familiar. "Jasper? Is that you?"

Flying a bit less haphazardly now, the cybrid managed to land onto a sizable candy cane tree branch to get a better look at the little guy.

*Realizing he was still out of Renate’s visual range, he cautiously leaped onto her right shoulder plate, nearly slipping off. After steadying himself, Jasper poked at Renate’s cheek to get her attention* I’m a bit smaller than what you’re used to, but… Hi! *Jasper said with a grin as he waved.*

"Jasper?" Renate cocked her head to get a better look. "Why are you so teeny?"

I would have been a lot bigger, but the gamer.., hmf! *Jasper whimpered, making a small huff before letting himself fall on his backside and crossed his arms. All the while pouting with his cheeks slightly puffed like a small angered child. However, Renate probably didn’t feel this due to Jasper’s light weight in this form.
But as quickly as his anger came, it left and was replaced by a smile as he uncrossed his arms. Using them to support himself as he leaned back.* But I can turn big later. So, what ya doing? *He asked as he leaned forward to poke Renate’s cheek again. Jasper wasn’t quite sure why, but the fact she was part insect struck his curiosity.*

tempus-felis asked "Hiya~!"

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*Jasper had just exited his office building when he came face to face with this… humanoid cat? The sight left him so confused, he couldn’t decide whether to fight or call a psychiatrist. The fact that something, or in this case: someone, responded pleasantly to him was what really had him speechless.* Uuh„,  Hi! *Yes, an over enthusiastic hi didn’t sound awkward at all. Gosh, he was bad in the communication’s department… Well, when he was caught off guard that is.*

So… *Jasper shoved his hands into his pockets after gaining some of his senses.* What brings you to Santa Destroy?

(( Psst! tempus-felis :3 ))

*As Icarus removed his helmet and began to answer Jasper’s thoughts, the CEO stumble backwards. Yet at the same time, he stares at the cat in amazement as his hands threaten to inject himself with his enhancement serum. His thoughts had just been invaded and lord knows what else this humanoid cat could do.* How’d you do that?! *Jasper yelps as he fails to hide the fear in his voice.*

"Attempting to use the Mind-Reader Helmet.  And by the looks of it, I think it’s working."  The feline grinned.

"Don’t worry. It doesn’t work when I take it off, though."

*Jasper relaxed his body, but his mind was still fussing between fight or flight. Letting his arms relax but still keep a grip on his serum. The boy was relieved that he hadn’t actually revealed his weapon, but he wasn’t sure if Icarus had read further into his mind.* Does it only read immediate thoughts or can it look “deeper”, I guess I should say? *If it was only immediate thoughts, then Icarus wouldn’t have heard the thought. He had removed the helmet by then, right?*

askjasperbattjr asked *Jasper sees the "Hit on my character" post and becomes slightly aggravated.* Ms. Nix, until you get your cootie problem resolved, I'm afraid you wot be allowed into Santa Destroy. >:B *When the message was sent, Jasper relaxed back in his chair as he ate his frozen,strawberry yogurt.*

madam-nix:

  • Hit on my character response

Nix lean away from her chair and frowns. “… Cootie problem…?”

"Jeez thanks for the warm warning, I’m glad my ‘cooties’ affect you in some awful way." She really wasn’t sure how to reply to this so she just went with what she could come up with best. 

*Jasper had just stuck the spoon in his mouth when he received Nix’s message. He put his frozen yogurt aside and began to type with the spoon still in his mouth.* I don’t have a response to cooties, that I know of. Also, I see your air quotes and I assure you cooties do exist and are a highly ignored disease that runs rampant throughout the world. *After clicking send Jasper, once again, frustratedly leaned back into his chair and continued to eat his frozen treat.*