Titanium Batt

((ask/rp blog)) Hi my name's Jasper Batt Jr. and I'm the final boss from the Game: (No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle)((Just a quick note: my muse's emotions have nothing to do with how I feel. I RP how I feel my muse will react. and I do not godmod, he does have weaknesses)) Current M!A: noneM! Asks on hold: none

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Yes, it is I in my tiny final form! *Jasper mused at his “friend’s” displeasure. It was hard to believe that this miniature of Jasper could become a giant balloon float of destruction.* But if you don’t like it, *The boys childish voice became menacing as he gave the…

Alright, alright! *Jasper yelped before letting go. He then blew a small gust downward to soften his fall, allowing Jasper to land on his feet.*
I came to inform you that you were correct. *Jasper said as he laid down on his belly.* There are other Candy Bugs in Sugar Rush. *Soon after a small bug creeped out from under a small stoner and be fan crawling towards the miniature wrestler. During this time, Jasper’s buck teeth began to glow as he spoke.* But I also wanted to ask why? *The bug was about to touch His cape, when he zapped. Apparently, he could still shoot lasers from his large teeth Just not as strong.*

askjasperbattjr asked *What looked like a tiny purple mouse, scurried below the candy came trees. All the while giggling wildly as it jumped high into the sugary branches of a candy cane tree, before stopping at the top. It wasn't long till he spotted his target, a large female cybrid that so happened to be flying by. It quickly hurried onto a branch that intercepted it's path, hung itself upside down from it's toes and wrapped itself in with its cape; making itself look like a small cacoon!* ((Hello! :3))

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Unfortunately, Renate was a little too wrapped up in her own giggly musings to notice anything unusual. She flew right by the suspended rodent without incident.

((Hello! Sorry this reply took so long. I’ve been out of commission until recently. Also, sorry short reply is short. XD ))

*When Renate didn’t notice his presence, Jasper let his cape fall and crossed his arms.*

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Where’s she going in such a hurry? *There was no point in staying if she wasn’t able to play today, he thought as he let himself land on the ground. As he landed a small cloud of dust floated in to the air, slightly irritating his nose as he turned to leave.* Oh.. no…

*The little wrestler clenched his fists as he tried to contain the air, but to no avail.

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Coincidentally, the sneeze shot him so far that he ended up bouncing on Renate’s back and landing in her hair.* Hey! Somebody get me out of here! Help!!!

In all honesty, Renate wasn’t really headed anywhere. She was just in one of her giggly moods, which manifested in some high-speed but not so careful flying.

It was probably a good thing fell on her when he did, as it saved her from crashing into a nearby candycane tree. She immediately halted in midair, and looked up quizzically as much as she was able into her own spiky hairdo. “Hello, hair! Has my hair started talking all of a sudden?”

*After struggling to untangle Renate’s hair from his leg, Jasper made his way to the cybrid’s forehead and peeked out as far as he could. He didn’t want to risk falling at this height.* Hi!

"Wahh..?" Renate tried to peer upward as high as her eyes would go. Still, the little stowaway was a little too high up on her forehead to get a good look at. The voice, however, sounded familiar. "Jasper? Is that you?"

Flying a bit less haphazardly now, the cybrid managed to land onto a sizable candy cane tree branch to get a better look at the little guy.

*Realizing he was still out of Renate’s visual range, he cautiously leaped onto her right shoulder plate, nearly slipping off. After steadying himself, Jasper poked at Renate’s cheek to get her attention* I’m a bit smaller than what you’re used to, but… Hi! *Jasper said with a grin as he waved.*

"Jasper?" Renate cocked her head to get a better look. "Why are you so teeny?"

I would have been a lot bigger, but the gamer.., hmf! *Jasper whimpered, making a small huff before letting himself fall on his backside and crossed his arms. All the while pouting with his cheeks slightly puffed like a small angered child. However, Renate probably didn’t feel this due to Jasper’s light weight in this form.
But as quickly as his anger came, it left and was replaced by a smile as he uncrossed his arms. Using them to support himself as he leaned back.* But I can turn big later. So, what ya doing? *He asked as he leaned forward to poke Renate’s cheek again. Jasper wasn’t quite sure why, but the fact she was part insect struck his curiosity.*

tempus-felis asked "Hiya~!"

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*Jasper had just exited his office building when he came face to face with this… humanoid cat? The sight left him so confused, he couldn’t decide whether to fight or call a psychiatrist. The fact that something, or in this case: someone, responded pleasantly to him was what really had him speechless.* Uuh„,  Hi! *Yes, an over enthusiastic hi didn’t sound awkward at all. Gosh, he was bad in the communication’s department… Well, when he was caught off guard that is.*

So… *Jasper shoved his hands into his pockets after gaining some of his senses.* What brings you to Santa Destroy?

(( Psst! tempus-felis :3 ))

*As Icarus removed his helmet and began to answer Jasper’s thoughts, the CEO stumble backwards. Yet at the same time, he stares at the cat in amazement as his hands threaten to inject himself with his enhancement serum. His thoughts had just been invaded and lord knows what else this humanoid cat could do.* How’d you do that?! *Jasper yelps as he fails to hide the fear in his voice.*

"Attempting to use the Mind-Reader Helmet.  And by the looks of it, I think it’s working."  The feline grinned.

"Don’t worry. It doesn’t work when I take it off, though."

*Jasper relaxed his body, but his mind was still fussing between fight or flight. Letting his arms relax but still keep a grip on his serum. The boy was relieved that he hadn’t actually revealed his weapon, but he wasn’t sure if Icarus had read further into his mind.* Does it only read immediate thoughts or can it look “deeper”, I guess I should say? *If it was only immediate thoughts, then Icarus wouldn’t have heard the thought. He had removed the helmet by then, right?*

askjasperbattjr asked *Jasper sees the "Hit on my character" post and becomes slightly aggravated.* Ms. Nix, until you get your cootie problem resolved, I'm afraid you wot be allowed into Santa Destroy. >:B *When the message was sent, Jasper relaxed back in his chair as he ate his frozen,strawberry yogurt.*

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Nix lean away from her chair and frowns. “… Cootie problem…?”

"Jeez thanks for the warm warning, I’m glad my ‘cooties’ affect you in some awful way." She really wasn’t sure how to reply to this so she just went with what she could come up with best. 

*Jasper had just stuck the spoon in his mouth when he received Nix’s message. He put his frozen yogurt aside and began to type with the spoon still in his mouth.* I don’t have a response to cooties, that I know of. Also, I see your air quotes and I assure you cooties do exist and are a highly ignored disease that runs rampant throughout the world. *After clicking send Jasper, once again, frustratedly leaned back into his chair and continued to eat his frozen treat.*

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((Open rp))

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Lying on his side, his tried eyes stay closed as he breathes calmly. He felt tried like always but today is one those days where he didn’t feel like doing much.

*A tiny something sat silently at the edge of a small…

Yes, it is I in my tiny final form! *Jasper mused at his “friend’s” displeasure. It was hard to believe that this miniature of Jasper could become a giant balloon float of destruction.* But if you don’t like it, *The boys childish voice became menacing as he gave the cybrid a threatening smirk.* I could change to my second form. You know, the one that likes to break things.

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Lying on his side, his tried eyes stay closed as he breathes calmly. He felt tried like always but today is one those days where he didn’t feel like doing much.

*A tiny something sat silently at the edge of a small cave. Jasper watched the giant cybrid in…

Hey, cut it out?! *Jasper yelped as he managed to keep himself on Grumpy’s nose.* Is that how you treat everyone?! No wonder you’re always by yourself?!

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*Jasper had just exited his office building when he came face to face with this… humanoid cat? The sight left him so confused, he couldn’t decide whether to fight or call a psychiatrist. The fact that something, or in this case: someone, responded pleasantly to him was what really had him speechless.* Uuh„,  Hi! *Yes, an over enthusiastic hi didn’t sound awkward at all. Gosh, he was bad in the communication’s department… Well, when he was caught off guard that is.*

So… *Jasper shoved his hands into his pockets after gaining some of his senses.* What brings you to Santa Destroy?

(( Psst! tempus-felis :3 ))

*The cat’s manners were like that of Henry… Well, without the European accent. Hopefully Icarus also didn’t have the same occupation.* Mine’s Jasper. So your name is Icarus, huh? A Greek name from a story I’m all to familiar with.

However, I’m not familiar with your origin. We do have strange inhabitants in Santa Destroy, but I’ve never come across someone like yourself. Where are you from? *At the back of his mind, Jasper was already coming up with conclusions to his own question. Was Icarus an alien from outer space, a science experiment gone wrong.. Maybe right? Or was the cat part of an ancient race that only now made itself know?*

"We-elll…" Icarus removed his helmet, smiling. "Heh, the Gear works.  And the answer? Yes to all you think, Jasper.  An alien? Yes." he held up a finger. "A science experiment? Yes." he grinned, holding up another. "And…part of an ancient race that doesn’t exist."

*As Icarus removed his helmet and began to answer Jasper’s thoughts, the CEO stumble backwards. Yet at the same time, he stares at the cat in amazement as his hands threaten to inject himself with his enhancement serum. His thoughts had just been invaded and lord knows what else this humanoid cat could do.* How’d you do that?! *Jasper yelps as he fails to hide the fear in his voice.*

((Open rp))

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Lying on his side, his tried eyes stay closed as he breathes calmly. He felt tried like always but today is one those days where he didn’t feel like doing much.

*A tiny something sat silently at the edge of a small cave. Jasper watched the giant cybrid in anticipation, the entirety of him begging him to spook Grumpy.
After pondering for a few moments, he decided otherwise and jumped down. Due to his unusual transformation, Jasper slowly landed onto Grumpy’s nose, sat down and waited patiently for the other to awake.*

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((So a friend of mine wants me to give him a line that something Grumpy would say for voice acting. Anyone have anything good for him to voice act with?))

I don’t know, maybe something like, “I’m a big fart face!”

((Don’t mind him, he’s just being a dork. How about, “You all feel safe now, but soon you’ll all be quaking in fear, and screaming for mercy!”))

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(Starter! :3)

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It was five minutes passed closing time and, even then, the whole station was swelling with activity. Everyone was going about their business. Everyone but the Surge Protector. Not that anyone minded. His uncanny lack of random security checks only…

*Unable to see the Surge Protectors unpleasant stare, Jasper was twitching about. His giggles nearly escaping him. A prank this big had never been done before on the stale security guard, amusing Jasper with a sense of pride.
This fun was short lived as his twitching disrupted the dust below the bench, causing him to abruptly sneeze without warning.
Unfortunately, this caused his wind attack program to kick in and sent him flying at high speeds into a wall at the other side of the station. Leaving him in a disoriented nausea.*
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      Surge spun around as a small green mass hurdled through the air and collided with the other end of Game Central. It took a moment to identify the pint-sized villain. It was none other than the infamous Jasper Batt Jr. The Surge Protector sighed, trying to relieve his building anger to no avail. Then within an instant he sparked and traveled at high speed to where the tiny projectile had landed. Surge materialized nearly ten steps away.

     He began to walk slowly towards Jasper with his hands unusually behind his back. Surge’s skin pulsed as his face began to get pale and grow brighter. He continued to closed the distance between him and the small character. Surge’s voice began break slightly as spoke,”Are you the pesky little artist responsible for vandalizing my face?” He finally halted when he was one step away from Jasper. He looked down on the villain never changing his expression. Surge waited for Jasper’s response with his hands still hiding behind his back waiting to rip his gloves off. If needed.

*As Jasper began to regain his senses, but what little progress of it was short lived after a bright light approached him, As the little wrestler shielded his eye with his hand, he could just make out characters fleeing the station.*

Cowards.. *He spat as he began to stand, it was only then that he heard the security guard’s voice.*

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”Are you the pesky little artist responsible for vandalizing my face?”

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*Well now he knew what the shiny thing was.* Yes, and what of it? *He said before spitting out a small purple code. He had bitten his tongue during his accident, making his mouth glow slightly as he spoke.*

((Jasper was programed without blood in his game and because of this the station only saw it as raw data. ;3))